A panda walks into a restaurant, sits
down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich,
the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands
up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you
going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Guess the answer and write it in the comment section.
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Guess the answer and write it in the comment section.
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